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[spooky_sez]

Yesterday I was lent a book- 'The Master Player'. The 100th harlequin romance novel written by Australian Emma Darcy. It is no good. I was hoping for at least a raunchy sex scene but even that was pretty lame. All cliche and no depth. I'll finish it, because it's only 186 pages long and I'm already on page 118

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mmm ..

[lather2002]

Instead of reading about your fantasies, why not live them firsthand ? You could become my Aussie Concubine. ';=)

[spooky_sez]

If those were my fantasies then I'd be really lame. Those books are crap! All the Mills and Boon books are like that. Booooo!

hehe

[lather2002]

[spooky_sez]

Can't watch videos- internet no good. That cartoon looks like it's going to be fucked up though.

[indigoth]

Romance novels?! Raunchy sex scenes?! I did not know you were into such things!

[spooky_sez]

Sex scenes can be cool! What?
I'm not really into romance novels at all. I read about two (three?) when I was a teenager. And now this horrible one.

Turns out that she GAVE me the book. I guess she didn't like it either! Haha! So I'm going to keep playing this game of pass-the-book and give it to my neighbour Tahn. "Here. You're it!"

[indigoth]

I've read two or three romance novels as a teenager too. Definitely not a guy thing so, if it came my way, I'd find someone else to give it to right away.

[spooky_sez]

It's gone! 'Donated' to my friend next door. She can deal with it now!

MWAAAHAHAHAHA!

[spooky_sez]

...A harlequin romance novel with no depth?...shocking...

Haha! Yeah, I just realised how obvious that was. I guess I wasn't really expecting anything good, it was just so bad I had to 'review' it.

You know you can eat crayons? Nothing in them is toxic. I think.