OMEGLE CHATS

[spookyboxers]

Best thing ever, y/y?

You: do you like twilight?
Stranger: im trying to get my cat to suck my dick but she keeps biting it how do i make her stop
You: oh
You: well
You: i'd say punch it until its teeth fall out.
Stranger: and no i dont like twilight. twilight is for retards and fat girls
You: that or subsequently, get laid by a real girl.
You: and thank

Comments

[kohikki]

Noice.
I especially like the first one.
I should've saved the ones I had that were particularly amusing.
I'm a 45 year old man looking to have internet sex. ;)

[electra_torch]

I just left this comment to show off this icon. >_>

[spookyboxers]

I find that to be thoroughly sexy, madam.