OMG! i think i sat next to a duplicate SFHW on my flight last night. she did nothing but deposit food in her maw the whole time and managed to claim the empty middle seat between us for herself, and her ass.
I called the ending:( Probably because she's the main topic of your LJ, but also because it's in her nature to steal anything delicious (and eat a lot of crap that isn't).
Here, allow me to cushion the blow with some Smoove B.E.:
Baby, I'll buy you any doughnut you want. It matters not the cost, Smoove E. will spare no expense, because you are worth it. Boy, I will find you the finest doughnut made of the softest imported flour. And when you bite into it, the heavens will open and angels will sing as you chew.
Damn Joe, you really should have figured that would happen. lol! next time, you betta hide that thing in a locked drawer of your office or something. That totally sucks! Did you say anything?? hehe..
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i think i sat next to a duplicate SFHW on my flight last night. she did nothing but deposit food in her maw the whole time and managed to claim the empty middle seat between us for herself, and her ass.
yuck...
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Here, allow me to cushion the blow with some Smoove B.E.:
Baby, I'll buy you any doughnut you want. It matters not the cost, Smoove E. will spare no expense, because you are worth it. Boy, I will find you the finest doughnut made of the softest imported flour. And when you bite into it, the heavens will open and angels will sing as you chew.
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