I'd like to say something, and no one is allowed to respond to it.

I Suck.

That's it. Now go to fuckin sleep. God knows I can't.

So first of all, I'd like to make a public announcement. Snitches are horrible people. I believe I am about to be snitched on and its totally not cool. It will have dire consequences if it happens. Thats all I'm gonna say on this matter ( Read more... )

So I've realized tonight that my parents are trying to catch me for binge drinking. They've set upwards of 4 traps so far that I've found. And thats only what I've found tonight. It's gonna be a rough ride for a while. Homelessness, here I come.

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This is the least eventful story of the 4. Surprisingly, it is also the day I had off from school. Thursday, commence ( Read more... )

Okay so it's been a while since I've had any time to post for real, and so i'm finally getting around to it now. This will be the story of the Wednesday that occurred before my last story (Friday at Smile's house). I also decided to make it into the 4 seperate days that it really was and not to connect wednesday and thursday. This is simply ( Read more... )

So apparantly I'm a 34A (my tits) and a size 0 (girls pants). Don't ask how I know those two things, you don't really wanna know.

OH GOD I GOT CHASED BY BLACK PEOPLE! there were a million of them! AND THEY CHASED AFTER CLAIRE BECAUSE SHE YELLED "KISS MY ASS BITCH" and they were all nathan hale kids. But we still ran away like jackrabbits. And i'm still drunk as fuck. Forgive me.

You ever have one of those days where no matter how well something goes, it still seems like it sucked? How about one of those days where you just want to walk downstairs and drink all the booze in the house no matter who's watching? Or how about one of those days where you lose more and more emotional capacity every second? Yeah, today sucks. ( Read more... )