Comments | spoonerist: You set my heart on fire.

spoonerist

You set my heart on fire.

May 07, 2007 16:37

So! I have spent the last couple of days switching backwards and forwards from apathetic torpors to states of catatonia. In one of the transitory periods from one state to another, I somehow managed to (hand)write four pages of notes for my political science essay. Strange. But what makes this even stranger is that I did so in about ten minutes ( ( Read more... )

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linkadu May 9 2007, 00:57:13 UTC

"WTF - R U A DOG? Y/N"

Best caption possible in an infinite universe of captions.

And why are you hand writing four pages of notes? Just write the essay.

spoonerist May 9 2007, 09:21:50 UTC

Obviously, you have not seen such caption gems as lol_bees, I Can Has a Cheezburger? and about a million other similar sites. The whole "I'm [preposition] your [location], [verb]-ing your [noun]z" gets a little tired after a while, but it's quite amusing if you've never seen it before.

I wrote four pages of notes by hand because I am crazy, stupid and more than a little stubborn. I just don't want to write another essay. I'm so sick of them, even if I am interested in this particular one. I have all of the sources I need, I've got a rough draft as to my arguments and evidence, but I just don't want to write it.

In conclusion, I suck.

linkadu May 9 2007, 11:42:51 UTC

The last time I saw a photo caption contest was Dysfunctional Family Circus", a parody on Family Circus, a very irritating comic here in the States.

Thanks for the links. I will check out what I'm sure is teh hilarity.

Notes: Yeah. I definitely sense some resistance in you. "That's right, I've got all my references and my arguments written up in pencil across 17 page landscaped pages... but I refuse to give you bastards an actual essay! Bow before my awesomeness, and know that I refuse to play your silly little games for they are beneath me! Also, could I get an extension?"

I found your page through a random search. You use the latin alphabet, you're intriguing, and don't write like a third-grader.

spoonerist May 9 2007, 14:15:34 UTC

Pointless Waste of Time also have a caption contest - or, rather, a 'craption contest'. It is sometimes good for a laugh.

I knew what I wrote about my notes and essay would be construed that way. I couldn't be bothered writing anymore than what is up there, so I stopped.

I don't think my unwillingness to write essays and do my assignments is awesome, or that having all of the materials needed to write a reasonably intelligent essay and then not writing one is awesome. It isn't. I certainly wasn't trying to act like I'm a super cool rebel who doesn't care about rules or whatever.

I know I'm stupid. And lazy. I know I'll regret it in the future. It's especially idiotic since I'm at university - a place where I was not coerced into studying and which is going to cost a fuckload of money ( ... )

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