Instructions:

Type your name into Google and go through the results and state the number of the result which first mentions you in particular. Thus making you The Internet's xth greatest "you"

I am the Internet's 7th Greatest Spooney!

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You Are 40% Weird
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Avoision (noun) Using evasive skills to avoid something at all costs..

In true STaG tradition I dropped something tonight,... as far as I can remember, it was milk I was good at dropping but this happened to be a drum stick, and by dropped, you really could say threw ( Read more... )

Well I graduated this afternoon in what could probably be described as the most dull two hours of my life. Even so I got to wear the Sqyare hat, the purple silk thing and the gown which, when worn correctly, can make you look like a Ninja....

SOmetimes I get pretty messed up with priorities, I'm 26 for goodness sake, shouldn't I have it all worked out by now? I ain't got nothin sorted....

Definition:

Redunculous (noun) The description of an idea which is so totally inconceivable that it would seem redundant to all to even bother suggesting how ridiculous it actually is.