I could've pasted the text and posted it here, but I believe to give credit where it is due and just post the link...too funny.
http://jakechristie.blogspot.com/2006/06/if-college-themed-porn-were-real.html

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Your Life: The Soundtrack

So here's how it works:
Open your choice of music player and put it on shuffle.
Press play.
For every question type the song thats on.
And when you go to a new question press the next button.
No cheating.
Ready?
GO!

Opening credit: "You Know You're Right" Nirvana

Waking up: "Calico" Alien Ant Farm

Average day: "Where ( Read more... )

Can't wait to read this comic, especially with all the kick-ass oiled-pillow-fight scenes ^_ ( Read more... )

Well I had myself a pretty damn good three-day weekend.  Got a lot of sleep in, hung out with KT and Rando, went with Mary to the Seattle Underground, saw the "DaVinci Code", and took my law enforcement test ( Read more... )

Well hells yeah m'fers! Just got my cool yellow Jayne Cobb "Gun" shirt like in the movie Serenity. Fucking finally is all I can say, ordered back in February and ended up here in May. The guy from the site was cool when I first e-mailed him, but I sent him another message a couple of days ago and got no reply. It was prolly already sent out but ( Read more... )

For those of us in property maintenance, imagine being this landlord (MAd pass this on to Sim please):
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346
I'd personally keep the money from the recycling.

Yes it's been a while since I've posted anything. If I'm not working, I'm either dinking around my apartment, hanging out with my friends Kari and Josh, or visiting Sim and Mad.
Random pic!!!

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Yeah, picked this up from Fark, the commercial is just too wrong...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&search=oozinator
"Now you can look like you've starred in a Bukake video!"

The internet is a dandy thing, for instance it showed me how much Ford fucking sucks ( Read more... )