Alllllrighty then...

[spoothed]

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the van
your old buddy Matt
fell asleep on the can.
His children were nestled
two time zones away
with his first wife and her husband
in sunny L.A.
Matt woke up and realized
with a chill and a quiver
that he was LIVING IN A VAN
DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Merry Christmas, all. Hope it was swell. All will be

Comments

[lonelypainter]

hope yours went well too, sarah.
xo.

My van.

[burntham77]

I love that Motivational Speaker bit. Damn shame when we lose funny fat guys.