The crappiest metaphorical monologue ever.

Jun 23, 2004 22:06

The hispanics at work like my ghetto boo-tay. They think they are cassanovas. They think they can a) seduce a lush like me or b) take advantantage of a lush like me. They have created a society of their peers that also wishes to do just this. I have tapped into their secret plot. Actually, I tapped into their secret plot several months ago. ( Read more... )

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absolutxaero June 24 2004, 03:26:21 UTC
As an American, you are quite aware that President Bush has given you permission to totally disregard the UN, right? However, if you are coming for our opinion...I would say use the Bitch2004 if all else is failing. Diplomacy has not worked. At the same time, realize the effect this will have on our economy. The value of a peso... heh... that's just invaluable really! And the value of those hispanic, minimum wage-making fuckers.... priceless.

Fuckit...hokey is fun.

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monsieurben June 24 2004, 13:43:57 UTC
Perhaps an appropriate strategy is what's known as a preemptive strike.

Rather than wait for them to grab your ass, when you see one of them coming, grab their crotch.

With your foot.

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spoothed July 13 2004, 23:04:57 UTC
Well said, Ben, well said.

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burntham77 June 26 2004, 17:30:37 UTC
as some of my female friends can attest to, and not to be racist, but... mexican and black guys are the WORST offenders. they think they are the pimpinest fuckers around and its just an honor for them to pay your ass any mind. but in reality, most of them are just creeps.

i dont know what you should do about your co-workers, but a word with the manager wouldnt be unreasonable. in the meantime, grow eyes on the back of your head.

or just bring justin by and have him give them dirty looks :P

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katerinlhc June 27 2004, 15:42:13 UTC
Are you laughing or smiling out of discomfort or embarrassment at what they're doing? that could be considered encouragement. Even "evasive" measures may be construed as playing along, or, at worst, playing hard to get ( ... )

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A little bit more information: katerinlhc June 27 2004, 16:08:32 UTC
If you're interested ( ... )

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