Mary Sue.

[spootwad]

Some days I feel compelled to write an essay on how bad of an experience reading Twilight, and the three subsequent books, was. Perhaps one day I will take an English class that will allow me to do just that.

I love the one-star people at Amazon.

Especially this review:

I understand setting. And build up. And suspense. So after reading 100 pages

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[kidx4]

Man have you read some of the injuries twilight fans have inflicted on haters?

We better watch our backs!

(I think my upstairs neighbor at the apartment is a twilight fan...I've loudly bashed it a few times. Maybe SHE'S the reason I have a leak in my apartment...O_O!)

[spootwad]

They can bring it.

Loud enough that she can hear you? LOL