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[sporadicchivlry]

I am in a computer lab. I am trying to write a paper. Somewhere behind me, is a baby. As in, a human being less than a year old. It keeps making sounds that don't belong in a computer lab. Baby sounds.

It may be the curmudgeon in me talking, but if you have to bring a baby to a lab, sedate the loudly adorable little rat.

Comments

[tejla]

i don't know what curmaudgeon means, so i'm just going to say that you are the monster after all.

[anna_sinistra]

I approve.

If you can't afford a sedative, duct tape is cheap AND reuseable!

From Mom:

[anonymous]

Tom - where's the love? It seems to me that you spent a fair share of your infancy crying...inspiring this little ditty:

oh...Oh...OH...
Once there was a *Messimo, and boy he was a grump.
His brother Steve said, Mommy please, let's take Tom to the dump
He cries all day, he whines all night, he even screams at noon.
Until the Mommy picks him up...and puts him in his room.

*short for Thomisimo

Thankyou, thankyouverymuch.

~Mom~

[djere]

Not Djere, Karen

Two words: baby nyquil

[stevemaxon]

I'm not sure if this is a suggestion for the lab problem or an explanation for its own quality.

[djere]

I'm guessing that Karen posted that comment, unless I was REEEEE-E-E-ALLY hitting the baby nyquil last night...

And I'm guessing she wants Thomas to sedate the baby with Nyquil or to sedate himself with nyquil.

[tejla]

i know the rules say nagging for updates isn't allowed, so i'll just remind you that you have a livejournal account: Tom, you have a livejournal account.