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[spork_ai]

So the other day I turned 18, which meant that I rented porn and bought a Wonka bar. I felt so sketchy walking into the backroom. And then I got in there and panicked and forgot to look for Edward Penishands(!!). So anyway I rented this terrible porno parody of the Addam's family and Nikii and watched it yesterday and aggggh. The dialogue was

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[v_girl]

Congratulations!

[spork_ai]

Thanks~

[herniates]

i still havent sent off your letter ;__;

[spork_ai]

:OOOO How could youuuu?

of course, not like it didn't take me a year to send you one, so I'd say we're pretty even.

[alternian]

i don't know what's going on but i'm really good friends with Edward Penishands

he's such a cool guy

[spork_ai]

I have to say, I'm pretty jealous of that. Will you tell me his favorite color?

Also, wtf at your icon?? It's delightful!

[alternian]

rainy made it for me

rainy is delightful