After 31 days of not being able to see missed calls, text message, properly dial numbers, or work out tips, my phone has finally been replaced.

Now, give me your # so that I can begin blocki-, err, calling numbers.

Thanks.

2007 Sasquatch Line-Up

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Jew: haha we are so kick ass I want to punch myself in the mouth.
Jew: instead, I will sleep.
Me: instead, i will punch this baby in the mouth.
Me: i leave you with that. goodnight.
Jew: As long as it isn't Anna Nicole's
Me: ⋯
Jew: HAHA PEACE SLUT
Me: well, that's a wtf and a half...

it is just after midnight and right outside i witnessed a woman walking her dog.

and by "walking her dog" i of course mean "with her chihuahua riding in a baby stroller, wearing a tiny bomber's jacket."

From the Detroit Free Press:

The Tigers are satisfied they won't see a recurrence of the right wrist and forearm inflammation that sidelined Joel Zumaya for three games of the American League Championship Series ( Read more... )

Today. WATCH YOUR BACK.

It's the Day of the Ninja. (Ninja Day for those of you not versed in the way of theatrics.)


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well, stolen 1 year and 2 days ago. BUT STILL ( Read more... )

last night, some older guy flirted heavily with me at work.

i sold him every fucking plan/membership blockbuster offers.

so, how do i spend NTLAPD? do i speak like a pirate at every opportunity? do i go swashbuckling? do i have a fierce fire in me belly t' swill a pint or two o' grog?

Aye! but i also choose to freak myself out with this shit:

thanks, youtube, for scarring me for life