rather than bitch and whine about my day, im just going to give a big fuck you to smelly people who dont speak english. fuck you smelly people who dont speak english. thanks for ruining most of my day.

im in love. her name is pabst. cream sg with black pickgaurd. shes my new baby.

im a yuppy and a coward. true story.

i tried to quit my job, and the new manager tried to bribe me with a raise. am i really worth 8.50 an hour? im not trying to sound greedy, my hourly wage isnt important. someone thinking that they can buy my life for a price makes me feel kinda shitty. me and k sceezey are gonna build a house in the woods, thats really the only answer to anything.

its 2007, so its obligatory for me to review the year. 2006 was the best of times and the worst of times. i saw some days that i wish i had never woke up for. i actually had quite a few of those, probably more than id like to remember. although i did do a bunch of kick ass shit like see cbgbs before it closed, sing last carress with some misfits ( Read more... )

its christmas eve, and i feel its necessary to tell everyone that i hate what christmas has become, i hate decorating pine trees, i hate window decorations, and i dont find any comfort in material possessions. im still hopin for a last minute grinch conversion here, but it doesnt look like its happening.

HOLY SHIT JESUS IS BORN IN A WEEK! year after year, christmas never gets any easier does it? i swear one day im officially going to celebrate festivus and not have to deal with this yuletide bullshit. money does not show love or caring. and were all gonna get smited by jesus in the long run for it.

i finally did it! almost 6 months after, but i finally did it. of course im talking about going to the one and only RED MOTHAFUCKIN LOBSTER! and to be 110% honest, it sucked. the service was bad, the food was subpar, and the check was $120. but none of that matters since i completed my goal.

the long winding road of what seems to have been the hardest chapter in my life is coming to a close. i learned a lot, nothing at all from the bullshit classes and books, but a lot about who i am and all that jazz. ive learned to beware of greeks even when they arent bearing gifts. new york can be a horrible place that turns your heart and soul ( Read more... )

enjoy pumping yourselves full of triptophan today. when the chinese come to take over, and youre all too tired, ill be there fighting on the last front for the u s and a.