Random Haiku Thursday (only 12 hours late!)

[sporkmetender]

Okay, here are the basic rules, in case you've forgotten since last week:

You (yes, this means YOU!) comment with a prompt or prompts about pretty much anything (see detailed rules if you have questions), the more inappropriate the better. You can still submit prompts until midnight in your time zone or EST (GMT -5hrs), whichever comes later.

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Comments

[piratesarah]

I'd like a haiku about bookstores and coffee.

And also one about Willow and Tara.

[sporkmetender]

Prompt #1: bookstores and coffee

The smell of coffee
Pages turn, voices murmur
Lots of white people

Prompt #2: Buffy, W/T

She is nervous, shy
But she never stutters when
She says "I love you."

[piratesarah]

ha. i love the coffee one. genius.

[sporkmetender]

You know it's true :D

[mirandyscrow]

Hullo Haiku sensei :P

I'd like two, plz.
one with the prompt orgasm (ur choice pairing)

the other prompt wicked with a vampire Faith

Thanks! ^_^

[sporkmetender]

Prompt #1: orgasm

Andy bites her lip
It's so hard to keep quiet
Lily's got great hands

Prompt #2: Buffy, vamp!Faith

Faith dusts off the dirt
And smells something familiar
"Hey, Buffy. Guess what?"

Oh wow, so soon!?

[mirandyscrow]

Not that I'm complaining or anything. You are really good at these. No I mean you've gotta have some weird haiku writing superpower. :P Thanks again for my haikus!! ^_^

Re: Oh wow, so soon!?

[sporkmetender]

You're welcome :)

Alas, haiku-writing is my only superpower. Fucking Kryptonites with all that flying/X-ray vision/super-strength/invincibility crap. Planet Haiku sux :P