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( Part 2 )

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( Part 1 )

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( Prologue )

It's finally done! Only an hour late!

Title: That Ridiculous Dress

Giftee: sgt_lezwolf

Author:  sporkmetender

Rating: M/NC-17. Definitely NSFW.

Word Count: ~12,000

Summary: Severely AU. Andy gets a job at the Mirror right away instead of going to work for Runway. Miranda is, however, an unavoidable presence on the New York publishing scene, and they cross paths rather ( Read more... )

( Cut for shameless partisanship )

Happy ever-so-slightly belated Birthday to somniesperus ! Let's just pretend I'm one time zone further to the west, okay? xD

In completely unrelated and inconsequential news, I need a Halloween costume. Anyone have good suggestions for a cheap, work-safe  costume that would include combat boots?

Other than that, nothing to report, except my car got fixed. ( Read more... )

So...I'm not a very artistic person. At all. But, when pressed to find things that will distract me from the homework and cleaning that I should be doing right now, I can spend a long time doing things that I would normally avoid. Such as attempting to express myself artistically with a rather poor set of tools. So, without further ado, I present ( Read more... )

Warning: Strong (mostly) Liberal Opinions Ahead. Do not read if you are not willing either to engage in reasoned debate on political matters or to agree to disagree.

( This way to the rant )

1.    What is your idea of perfect happiness? A house with a stream and a hammock in the back yard and a huge library, filled with people I love, enough bathrooms and bedrooms for everyone, and a house elf.

2. What is your greatest fear? Never accomplishing anything.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? Procrastination/laziness/ ( Read more... )

 
Author: sporkmetender

Recipient: bluefall

Fandom: Buffyverse

Pairing: Buffy/Faith

Rating: PG-13

Word count: ~1300

Beta: the incomparable  xlivvielockex who agreed to do this without any idea how terrible my writing might be--thanks!

Standard disclaimer: I don’t own these characters and I’m not making any money off of them. All hail the mighty Joss. ( Read more... )