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Well played, Square-Enix, well played. First you suck me in with the only-800-points, WiiWare exclusive Final Fantasy IV: The After Years, knowing I am both cheap and a sucker for old school sprite graphics. Then, you tell me I can buy extra stories for the low, low price of around 300 Nintendo points a pop. THEN, you fill the original game with a

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Excellent. Let the Wii Consume you. Then we can spend eternity together

[sporkpope]

In my email there was a banner for "The Essential Weird Al Yankovic" and he's making pretty much the exact same pose as you in that picture, except inverted. Perhaps you should try long, luxurious curls.

The Wii is consuming me. I look forward eternity.

Also, Bea Arthur is a pro bowler. Currently trying to turn a killer whale pro, then moving on to a hamburger. I wish I could say I made the whale and burger myself, but I stole them off the Mii channel. Also, a pretty fucking spot on Jack Black and an adorable alien. I DID, however, make John Wilkes Boothe and Abe Lincoln. Secret gay lovers whose affair turned deadly when Lincoln wouldn't give up the Mary Todd charade and come out of the closet? PERHAPS!