They had a meeting. It... It was quite short. "How 'bout Tree?" "No." "Double Tree?" "Hell yeah!"
Totally listened to Mitch on the way home from my vacation. And totally thought of us in math class always quoting Mitch.
The lady at the Double Tree front desk gave me her number. It's zero. I tried to call her from here, and some other lady answered. I said, "You sound older."
You know crazy straws? ...They go all over the place? Well these f*ckin straws are sane. They never lost their minds. They say, "We're going straight to the mouth." "Those f*ckers who take a while to get there... they're crazy."
Oh how I wish he was alive to make another cd. Even if the only way he could get it into stores was to take it in there himself and leave it there.
"Sir you forgot this." "No I did not." "...That is for sale." "...Please alphabetize it."
Hey. If you ever get lost in the woods, f*ck it... build a house. "Well I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament."
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(Tomorrow... Staind... Yay.)
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"How 'bout Tree?"
"No."
"Double Tree?"
"Hell yeah!"
Totally listened to Mitch on the way home from my vacation.
And totally thought of us in math class always quoting Mitch.
The lady at the Double Tree front desk gave me her number.
It's zero.
I tried to call her from here, and some other lady answered.
I said, "You sound older."
We need to resurrect poor ol' Mitch.
:-/
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p.s.- this is what part of the alphabet would
look like if q and r were left out..
^also from mitch
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Well these f*ckin straws are sane.
They never lost their minds.
They say, "We're going straight to the mouth."
"Those f*ckers who take a while to get there... they're crazy."
Oh how I wish he was alive to make another cd.
Even if the only way he could get it into stores was to take it in there himself and leave it there.
"Sir you forgot this."
"No I did not."
"...That is for sale."
"...Please alphabetize it."
Hey. If you ever get lost in the woods, f*ck it... build a house.
"Well I was lost, but now I live here.
I have severely improved my predicament."
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:-D
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Plus or minus the sqaure root of:
My toes still exist.
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And we're both online,
And I'm finishing up this last mail,
And then I'm IMing you.
Thought I'd warn you.
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