Wow.

[spot828]

"Origins
Asia was created by a scientific experiment gone wrong
Can your fishy beat Asia ?"

"Origins
Drugs was bought at Walmart
Can your fishy beat Drugs ?"

"Origins
Cancer was found, still alive, lodged in the throat of a dead man
Can your fishy beat Cancer ?"

"Origins
sex was purchased at a national chain Pet Super-StoreCan your fishy beat

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[evilflatkiwi]

Origins
the anus of levi was hatched from an ancient egg, uncovered in the arctic

Can your fishy beat the anus of levi ?

[eponymoose]

my fish OWNS the anus of levi