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1 - Diablos
2 - Edgar
3 - Christopher
4 - Iris
5 - Deimos
6 - Matthew
7 - Mort
8 - Ace
9 - King
10 - Spade
11 - Pierre
12 - Celesee
1. Who would make a better couple, Iris and Deimos or Edgar and Pierre?
rofl deimos and iris. iris and deimos kinda' had a thing going on, not really a relationship though, more like deimos just wanted to get laid and iris was "IN TRAINING" if you know whadda' mean ;) ;) ;)
2. Matthew and Celesee are marooned on an inhospitable desert island with no food or water, only a single-shot pistol. Who gets shot?
.............kljdf probably celesee. i don't rly know tho, they're both kinda' the good guys here. well okay matthew'd be too scared of what would happen if anyone found out, celesee LOVES ALL OF GOD'S CREATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Would King cheat off of Christopher’s test?
YEAH king doesn't need his brain, just his voice.
4. Diablos and Mort duel. What is it over, and who wins?
idon'tknow the thought of it makes me lol. 'prolly diablos. mort'll take too long calling his people to get people to come fight diablos in a duel and by that time diablos would um....duel him?? HOW DO YOU DUEL ANYWAY.
5. Walking home late at night, Edgar realizes Ace is following him/her ominously. What do they do?
ace'd die!! edgar'd feed off of ace!! MMNHMNH VAMPIRE HMNHMH
6. What might an accurate fortune cookie predict of Matthew’s future?
"please try again"
7. What would Spade be voted in the yearbooks “Most Likely To:” section?
yah he was the popular smartass (nonliteral way rofl) in school so everyone thinks he' scool. maybe most likely to overdose IDK!!!
8. How long does Diablos last in boot camp?
UM. I DON'T KNOW KAISER AND MILLIE AND EVERYONE DOESN'T THINK HE'S MANLY so he'd STICK IT OUT! JUST TO SHOW THEM!!!!
9. After a rough week, Iris goes to the spa and gets the works. Mort walks in and sees Iris all mud-and-cucumbered-up. What does Iris do?
invite him in, duh.
10. What is the first chapter of King’s autobiography titled?
"and then i screamed into a mic" I DON'T KNOW
11. Pierre knocks Ace out of the way of a car and is hit and killed. Does Ace go to the funeral, or just send flowers? What do they do at the funeral/ what kind of flowers?
YEAH ACE WOULD FEEL REALLY BAD BECAUSE HE'S A PUSSY YEAH.
12. What celebrity would Celesee adore?
HILLARY DUFF!!!! ; ;
13. Christopher pranks Deimos’s house. What do they do?
deimos would rofl, christ would have a heart attack because he's a nervous bug and would think he's gonna get caught.
14. Spade and Edgar are trapped in an elevator for 2 hours. What do they do?
LOL SPADE'D DIE JUST LIKE HIS BROTHER. MMMH EDGAR LIKES THAT ASIAN BLOOOOOODDD
15. Would Matthew rather go on an all-day shopping spree with Ace or Iris?
IRIS. hello who wants to spend a whole day with ACE.
16. Diablos and King team up to storm the Dark Lord’s citadel. A mysterious stranger, Matthew, enters with Pierre trussed up in a sack. Celesee jumps out of a hidden doorway and attacks Christopher because they think that Christopher is actually Deimos in disguise. What does Iris do after they are knocked over by Matthew dropping Pierre on their foot as they spot Diablos and King sneaking through the gate?
jesus what the hell i don't know.
17. Deimos and Celesee are lost in a mall together, what happens?
um. deimos would teach celesee how to steal things (b^-')o
18. What would Christopher do with a cell phone?
lol he'd be like, one of those people who has a cell just in case of emergances and NOTHING ELSE. NO TEXTING/PIXING/CALLING FOR FUN.
19. Ace sees a maiden in distress, what do they do?
calls the cops.
20. A dragon carries Mort off, what does Ace do?
....calls the cops.
21. Edgar enters a watermelon in the state faire; Deimos comes away with the blue ribbon for Edgar’s watermelon, what does Edgar do?
get mad, become friends with deimos, take revenge.
watermelon, fucking serious business.
22. Matthew has invited Ace over for dinner, what does s/he make for them?
.........SOUP. FROM A CAN. matthew can't cook.
23. What actors would you chose to play Deimos and Spade in a romantic comedy with Deimos being already involved in some way with Christopher?
i have no idea. * A*
24. Iris and Christopher are shipwrecked and escape in a boat. The only thing that they have with them is a sharp knife. What happens?
iris plays with the knife over her mouth in attempt to be sexy and get laid on a beach, christ looses control, pins her down, escapes her of her own blood. iris dies, christ sees what he's done, cuts off a main artery somewhere as a suicide attempt becauseeee christ doesn't kill ppl for food, only other vampires.
EVERYONE DIES! O_O