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Role Plays in SexEd always bring out the best in Samb.



A man and a woman are on a date, they are watching a movie in the woman's flat

Man: Hey, let's have sex!
Woman: No.
Man: Yes!
Woman: NO
Man: I'll tie you up!
Woman: Oh YES!!!!
Man: No! You're not to enjoy it, I can't get a hard on unless you scream, because I am a sick, sexual predator!
Woman: Oh.. uh... No! Stop it!

The man proceeds to tie the woman up and 'rape' her.
He is now talking to his asexual friend.

Man: Hey dude, I raped some chick last night!
Asexual Person: ...ok
Man: It was really good!
Asexual Person: ...ok
Man: Well fuck you buddy! I'll rape you in a minute!
Asexual Person: ...ok

The man proceeds to tie the asexual person up and 'rape' them.
The woman is now talking to the same asexual friend.

Woman: Hey honey, I got raped by some guy last night!
Asexual Person: ...ok
Woman: It was really good!
Asexual Person: ...ok
Woman: Well fuck you sweetie! I'll make you rape me in a minute!
Asexual Person: ...ok

The woman proceeds to tie the asexual person up and make them 'rape' her.

Moral of the Story: Rape can be fun, kids!