All Dentists are homicidal, evil fucks

[spprs]

The Dentistry Industry is not a medical profession. It is a fucking racket, a scheme of highly overpaid sadists and thugs who have engineered a legalized way to inflict unfathomable amounts of pain in never-ending cycles of alleged “cures,” and to force its “patients” (what a hypocritical euphemism that is) to expend absurd amounts of money for

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[robert_johnson]

When I was young and just a bad little kid....

[spprs]

Yeah, I was thinking that the whole time. Especially when you look around at all the scare pictures in the office that say "coffee stains" and there's a picture of some teeth from a guy who's been sitting in a Calcutta morgue since July. Whoever wrote that scene was a visionary.

[robert_johnson]

Genius! So how'd it pan out?

[mllepaulag]

oh shit - that just sucks..my works insurance co switched three times in one year...Did you get carecredit? That was the only way I could afford my three root canals last year...

[spprs]

No. I try to avoid having multiple plans, b/c it's confusing (and the cafeteria ladies at my Dentist's are very successful at confusing things as it is), and frankly I thought that was the whole point of paying for the high-end dental "insurance" that I have, which isn't really insurance anyway - just a glorified discount system.

[luna77764]

Gosh that sounds like a whole lotta fun there, champ!
Wish I coulda been there to see the drool-a-thon that always ensues when they try fitting the crown with that adhesive on!
whooo-wee!

good times, good times.......

[spprs]

That's nothin'. You should've seen the droolfest that ensued a month ago, when they didn't tell me they were going to shoot half of my jaw full of novocaine. I had to go into rehearsal right after, so I talked and drank my water like a mix of Bill Murray in Caddyshack and a stroke victim. Good fuggin' times indeedy.