If you can't jam out to Lynyrd Skynyrd with me then I hate you ( Read more... )

Yeah so I went to the mall today and saw Sin City. It kinda sucked and was kinda good. But anyways all these 8th grade chicks wanted to bang me because of my name. O and I'm sexy....of course!

There were two of them that I might have boned, but I woulda felt like a pedophile. So at least I have my dignity.

This is the funniest and best example I have ever seen of why you should not mess with fat people.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=scissors.wmv.

If you don't laugh then you have no soul.

What's that, a campout with my boys and some chicas? Sounds pretty damn fun to me.

Spring Break has been awesome so far....but it's gonna get better.

941 where the S.S.S. lives.

I love all you people out there that are cool and sexy. But I don't love you sexually, unless you want me to.

If you want sex or just to say you love me too post it!

Or if you want to post that you hate me.......do it man, it's called freedom of speech.

Guess what ....... it's spring break. Time to party and do some crazy stuff.....I hope no more

illegitimate kids though.

should i get a nipple piercing?

Hey you all I just got my lj so i can be cool and talk to u all

Plus, I figured I'd let u all talk to my sexy self.