While Jan remained perfectly normal (for whatever that word meant for a small, mutant messiah), Deadpool most certainly was not.
Hal Jordan, on the other hand...
He opened his eyes and wondered just who he hooked up with last night. Because this wasn't his place. Then remembered that his dad died tragically. Because that came up from time to time to remind everyone that he really was heroic and not just a douchebag with a fondness for speed.
Yeah, that thing Jan mumbled as she woke up and rubbed at her eyes might have been something along the lines of "Again?", though since no one was there to hear it, it would have to remain a mystery.
"Stay put," Batman called. "I'm getting you an ambulance!"
No, he had no idea whether Hal was actually hurt. It just seemed like the most plausible explanation.
Poor, poor Jan. At least she knew how to make herself cereal and sandwiches while her dads acted like morons. And could watch aaaall the TV she wanted.
"What?" Hal asked, sitting up in confusion. Was that a guy's voice? What the hell?
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Hal Jordan, on the other hand...
He opened his eyes and wondered just who he hooked up with last night. Because this wasn't his place. Then remembered that his dad died tragically. Because that came up from time to time to remind everyone that he really was heroic and not just a douchebag with a fondness for speed.
"Hello?"
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"Stay put," Batman called. "I'm getting you an ambulance!"
No, he had no idea whether Hal was actually hurt. It just seemed like the most plausible explanation.
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"What?" Hal asked, sitting up in confusion. Was that a guy's voice? What the hell?
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On his communic-- okay, that was gone. Phone. Phone then.
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