(Originally posted on facebook before being boldly deleted.)

[springheel]

So, yeah, I like totally banged her, right? And she keeps calling me, which is fucked up, because we both know I didn't give her my number, and I'm like what the fuck, you know? Fuck your virginity, who cares, don't play on my phone. So I think I'll bang some of her friends or something

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[demonatrixkitti]

Wait.. What?

[springheel]

Nobody you know, I'm sure.