Fic: The Completely True Report Cards... for kelleypen

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Title: The Completely True Report Cards for the boys of Gryffindor House as told by Professor M. McGonagall (1976 Edition)
Author/Artist: phantompopcorn
Recipient: kelleypen
Character(s): Professor McGonagall, Sirus Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew with a small cameo by Albus Dumbledore
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1454
Warnings (if any): none
Betas: To my

Comments

[swissmarg]

This was brilliant! The last bit was the clincher. Special love to: Sirius' career as a floor-washer; Remus' less-obvious nickname; Peter and the talking genitalia (perhaps had something to do with the camera up the Ravenclaw girls' skirts?); and James wrestling Snape to the floor with Shakespeare quotes. Seriously, such a great character study.

[phantompopcorn]

Thank you so much! I had hoped my adoration for the Marauders was obvious and I did their characters justice. Thanks for leaving a review!

[shiiki]

Love, love, LOVE the strike-throughs. And also how you paint such a realistic portrait of what all the Marauders were probably like at that time, the good and the bad. This was hilarious!

[phantompopcorn]

I hope I gave their characters their proper due. Thank you so much for taking the time to review :)

[alley_skywalker]

Great job, this was delightfully amusing.

[phantompopcorn]

Thank you!

[kelleypen]

I feel so loved! Thank you. This was brilliant. Of course Remus should have had a twin named Romulus. I love their grades and Minerva's snarkiness under the crossouts. I wish I could do the same on the comments I send parents.

[phantompopcorn]

I am so glad you enjoyed this! When I saw that you were a teacher too I just had to write something I knew you would have a giggle at. I really hope you had a good laugh and you enjoyed it :)

[kelleypen]

Very much so. Thank you. Of course my mystery author would be a teacher... which ages do you teach what subject?

[phantompopcorn]

I teach from Grades 7-11 in both English and Drama. They're a handful but I love it :)

[igrockspock]

As a high school teacher at the end of the year, this fic really resonated. (Ugh, misplaced modifier...do not have energy to fix it.) Thank you for the humor - I needed it!

[phantompopcorn]

I am glad this provided you with much needed humour during report card season...I myself had to write some mere weeks after writing this. I can really sympathise with the Hogwarts teachers more than the students now!