Never put moisturiser on your penis...

Timmy (my cat) has a blog now, it's far more interesting than mine, read it, homos.

http://timmysblog.livejournal.com/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/136848/hot_chicks/

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Today I got 2 new piercings!!


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I had my bra on inside out all day yesterday, no wonder my boobs were so itchy.

( Chest face )

A - Accent: I don't have an accent ( Read more... )

First came

( Tequila in hats )

Once upon a time, Spring was on the train to go see her wonderful boyfriend Mike because he was so wonderful that he’d begged her to leave her flat and come see him so he might share in the joy that were her fantastic breasts ( Read more... )