Damn Health Lab...

[sprinks]

So I'm all fitness obbsessed 'cause I went to my health lab today (and my lower back will be killing me tomorrow...). I dunno, I was thinking about body fat and BMI and whatnot and it was just like... Huh, I'm underweight... this bothers me. I know, why the hell am I complaining in a land where x% of the population is Obese? I hate to say it, but I

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[cherrie2pie]

Well, how much coffee do you drink, and caffine too. Both will boost your metabolism... James is the same way. Eat more often if possible, and more often eat a meal rather than a snack... more fatting foods will help too. And you could get a protien powder to drink 2x a day if it really bothere you (if you drink it without working out too much it will just add a layer of fat to ya) Love you, especially the way you are!!

[sprinks]

Thanks for the advice. I didn't realize that caffine boosted metabolism (it makes sense though, as that's the purpose of most uppers). My mother also suggested the protien powder, I wasn't too sure about it, though it seems like something to look into. What exactly qualifies more fatening foods though?

Dear Dennis:

[hewhofightsself]

This communication constitutes a warm and heartfelt effort to console you and ease your mind over your concerns about your health.

I offer to you one (1) Quick Grab size bag of Doritos. Free of charge. All you have to do is eat all of them except one so that you have a way to hanglide back and forth between work and school.

I'm even keeping your best interests in mind.

P.S.:

[hewhofightsself]

It is my opinion that BMI is not a very accurate statistic anyway because it doesn't make concessions for body type, gender, size, etc. According to the conventional BMI calculation, Michael Jordan is less than 1 BMI point shy of Obese Type II.

Sure.

So don't feel bad. I'M supposed to be just this side of Obese Type I, but I don't even have an extra chin. Then again, I guess that's what I get for being 6'3". The BMI doesn't account for extenuating circumstances, such as especially dense bones from a high-calcium diet, extra skeletal weight for people 5'9" and taller, individuals with enlarged organs, and muscle mass...just a few among the many things that renders the implications of a low (or high) BMI virtually inert

[think_angry]

if you want to feel good about your body come down here to texas. every gay man here has the body form indicitive of a long term affair with a super sized ultra greeasie big mac special of magadeath at mcdonalds