Lots and Lots of Jelly Tots

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[teawithbears]

a) I will be in London in late March of next year. My digestive pyrotechinics are well-documented, should you need an evening's entertainment.

b) You would declaw a snow leopard because...?

c) Your life sounds far more like a best-selling novel than mine, and it is distinctly unfair.

[sprungrhythm]

a)Observing you discolour the Thames of a night is top of my agenda March next year, if you trust a shady Eastend kid.

b)You would declaw a snow leopard to stop it ripping up your furniture. Obviously.

c)Just call me Bridget Jones. You wouldn't be the first. Notice that I post about once every three months.....

[teawithbears]

a) Sweet. I'll keep you posted.

b) How silly of me. And I had my wildebeast dehorned for exactly the same reason, too.

c) Thus condensing a long period of activity into an intensely interesting paragraph, and also allowing you emotional distance from such happenings as may require it, that you may better be nonchalantly eloquent about them.

[sprungrhythm]

a)Super - I promise never to show you the Tower of London though the temptation will be extraordinary.

b)Dehorning wildebeast? Now that's just cruel. It's only furniture. I feel nauseous.

c)If you are this bitingly intelligent and articulate in person I will feel I have to show you the Tower of London, Buckingham Palace and Big Ben. I am not nonchalantly eloquent in person.

[watermelonlife]

you say call you bridget, but we all know you secretly long to be jane. more sex is never out of style. however, my river is more of a babbling brook, but not quite a dry well (yet). telephones are awful substitutions for touching. and on a somewhat related note, you boys confuse the hell out of me. i need a male to female translator. apparently i have things on my mind and this comment really has nothing to do with this entry. bringing it back around, happy birthday to your little brother, good to see an entry from you, and i'm jealous of ms. teawithbears and her possible meeting you.

[sprungrhythm]

I swore you to secrecy about the Jane thing! I feel betrayed. It is a truth universally acknowledged that however much men don't make sense to women, it is far worse in reverse. If it helps, I'm probably not a normal male. In fact I'm barely human. Sort of a species all on my own. Sent here to repopulate the Earth with my demon spawn. Hence the ridiculous libido. I'm chuffed that you're jealous. There's really no need though because we already met. In a past life. You were a French prostitute at court and I was the royal hound that would sniff your crotch while you derobed in the Count's boudoir, remember? Bet you couldn't place me for ages.

[teawithbears]

If you need help naming all the demon spawn, I've got a great book.

[sprungrhythm]

I may take you up on that. My first born son will be named Nigel though.