A girl recently called me "high maintenance". :-(

I'm not high maintenance, I'm just lovingly, sweet, sensitive, and cute. :-)

So there.

I had this fun dream where I won a special prize or something and got to hang out with famous soccer players. I am not familiar with their names or even what they exactly look like, but you can imagine. Anyways, we were suppose to go to like a big dance thing or ceremony, and we all got prettied up and had dates arranged for us. So I met my pre- ( Read more... )

Whenever I am really drunk, it is a very bad idea to "dare" me or to say I wouldn't do something, because I would. Last night it almost cost me my life and at the time, I really didn't care.

I will not drink that much for a very long time- if ever.

Some things I do not like:

Cats

Wind

Bugs

People who don't laugh

People who are blatantly ( Read more... )

I am not very happy. I just made a stupid stupid chess move which will make me lose the tournament. So stupid, and I was all setup for 3rd. I even had this guy beat. AHHHHHHRRRRRRGG!!! I HATE LOSING ( Read more... )

I almost made a huge mistake. Even now, we are both hurt and recovering emotionally.

I have never received such a verbal lashing in my life.

Ouch!

I have officially made the leap that defines man from bum. Further details later ( Read more... )

I don't have much to say. I'll be flying to St.Louis sometime in August. That is about it. So instead, I'll post some band names that I have been listening too. Good stuff ( Read more... )

It has been a while since I last posted. The cause, I fear, is a girl. No, don't worry, we aren't dating. I'm still single, so it is safe for you to breath again. However, I find myself quite infactuated with her, and I "think", I "hope" she feels the same about me- at the very least finds me mildy humorous and entertaining. We are planning a trip ( Read more... )

Superman maybe faster than a speeding bullet, but it would be cooler if he was faster than the speed of light.

Also, it would suck to be Superman because he could never have sex. His super spermies would break through any barricade and thus cause potential health problems for the lady.

This is all I have to say.

I am not somebody's backup plan.