April Fool's Day/4th Wall Event

[spunky_explorer]

Oh God, the phone's ringing off the hook today. . .

[There's a small clunk as Coraline picks up the receiver and simply shouts into it.]

We don't want any!

Comments

[steel_massifail]

You too? This is... weird.

[spunky_explorer]

Me too?

Who is this! And what's going on!

[steel_massifail]

Ah, S-steel Massimo! I live on Benny Road.

A-and I'm just as confused as you are, this doesn't make any sense!

[spunky_explorer]

I know, right!

Well, at least I know you're not a creepy salesman or something. Sorry for yelling earlier. The phone's just...being so annoying!

Ah-! I'm Coraline by the way. I live on Beaver Street.

[dontsay_quack]

[Woah-- that's loud! Ahiru is flailing a bit.

Well, more than a bit.]

Ahh!

You know, that really scared me! I don't think I want any either if you're going to yell into the phone about it, ahaha...[more nervous laughter]

I mean, we don't need to yell into the phone right?

[spunky_explorer]

Oh! Ha-ha.. I didn't mean to scare anyone. But this phone's been going wild, I thought it was...crazy salespeople or something.

[dontsay_quack]

O-oh! Salespeople! I thought you meant me, I was really worried because what would I sell? I don't really have anything to sell at all...oh, I'm rambling aren't I?

Why are salespeople bad, though?

[spunky_explorer]

They're bad because they call at inconvenient times, like when you're taking a bath or eating dinner, and then talk to you forever!