moo-face malone

Nov 23, 2006 09:26

ujst finished my first night shift on the new ward. was good but now i'm knackered and my L shoulder is killing me. must do something about that (although i know i wont)

and now......

Six reasons why I am an asshole
1. i am frequently to faced because i am a...
2. am the biggest coward ever
3. i am a massive hypocrite, both in judging other peolpe on things and doing it myself
4. i am extremely judgemental and very critical of other peolpe, but .....
5. and take critism to heart and think the person hates me
6. i'm constantly making assumptions about how everyone else feels and then acting on it even though they're usually thinking the polar opposite

Six political issues about which I have no opinion whatsoever
1. european union rubbish. (although by describing it as 'rubbish' i am actually expressing an opinion, i'm always doing that, what an asshole)
2. blah
3. shit
4. bollocks

Six people who wouldn't date me
1. any of my ex-boyfriends
2. paul sell, my first love (sigh)
3. my old IT teacher who i had a massive crush on
4. all the cool guys i imagined myself marrying when i was younger
5. jonny depp
6. your mum

Six books I've actually read
1. Clockwork orange
2. league of extraordinary gentleman (NOT the one in royston vasey you prats)
3. the davinci code - i was bored and on foreign soil, it was shit
4. my dad's 'magicians tricks' book he won when he was 12 in a school talent show.
5. just some stories for eleanor - Steve Pegg - a book my friends dad wrote for her when she was 5 when he found out he was dying of motor neourone disease
6. Macbeth - becuase i wanted to

Six things I've been lying about
1. Not being in - for some reason i hate answering the phone or the door when i don;t know who it will be. very problematic, what an arsehole
2. loads of stuff
3. sometimes i forget stuff is a lie and
4. manage to convince myself
5.that the lie was
6. true all along

Six hobbies outside of LiveJournal
1. blazing (hobbies/addictions, same thing right?)
2. reading
3. harrassing people
4. reading medical books and dictionaries
5. looking at my hamsters
6. sexing my boyfriend ( gloating about sex, charming quality eh?)

wasnt that boring, at least it took up some time, maybe i'll wind down enough to consider going to sleep soon, i'm shattered but i cant stop being awake and buzzing

owski and ouch my feet
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