Bitches Love Me (Cuz They Know that I Can ROCK)

[spunkymonkey87]

Okay, mes petits chous!! Yes, that means "my little cabbages". 'Tis meant to be endearing, so just roll with it. Anywho, Friday was lovely magic, even if we didn't get to go to the midnight Moulin Rouge. Next time, dears! We still had fun going to IHOP at midnight. Well, Katie and I had fun, anyway. Though, if truth be told, I think you had fun,

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[ophelia407]

Oh, my love...life is so much better with pictures. Seriously!!! And I still feel left out because Courtney's mother didn't give me a hug. Everyone else got one.... Of course, I was the only one who got molested by one third of the gaggle--I suppose that makes me special. Anyway...you have every right to order the funny-face pancake off the kids' menu and feel unintimidated. This is America!!! And I can drink my coffee black if I damn well please...if not, then Martin Luther King Jr. might as well have lived in vain!!!
The best Queen CD is Night at the Opera. Did I ever burn that for you? Oooo, I still have to burn the oompah-loompahs...that sounds wrong....

[spunkymonkey87]

Oh, love, of course life is so much better with pictures!! lol Aww, if it makes you feel any better, I'll let you hug my mom on her birthday! lol Granted, you won't be in town, but, yeah, you know what I mean. I hope. lol Which third of the gaggle were you molested by? You should definitely feel special, love!! Because you are....Ha, yeah, that waitress was kind of Nazi-esque!! I mean, plenty of people who are well over the kids age order off of the menu, and MANY more people drink their coffee black! Maybe she thought you were making some kind of subtle, racist statement by drinking your coffee black. Whatever, lol.
Yes, dear, I agree with you; Night at the Opera is fantabulous!! Yes, you did burn that; and Day at the Races, and thank you SO MUCH!! I don't know what I'd do without my daily dose of Queen. And that's all thanks to you, seriously!!
Ooh, let me know when you've burned the oompah-loompahs!! That could almost sound dirty...if one could think like Jordan, lol.

[jigglicious21]

hehehe, even though I haven't been on here in awhile...I still end up reading your silly posts and comments (w/out skimming, mind you) ahaha anyway, Smels, you never burned me that Black Eyed Peas cd and I think there was another one I wanted to burn...oh yah I remember now, the White Stripes cd. I will be coming back the weekend before my bday just so you all know, meaning Friday the 16th. Be prepared! lol ahaha jk well I hope you all have had a lot of fun without me. I dont mind really since I am having so much more fun here! It doesn't always include me getting drunk btw either. Don't worry. Oh the waffles are sooooo fantabulous here. I have to have one daily. You will be able to tell me whether I looked like I gained weight or not loves. Hopefully I haven't but you will prolly be the only ones that could tell anyway. They are playing Madagascar on the lawn today so that should be fun. ohhh I love the penguins and lemurs. I want one or a couple! lol I will tty all later bye
XOXO, JiGgLeS

[spunkymonkey87]

Hello, dear! I know, I know....I still have yet to burn those CDs for you! Did you want both Black Eyed Peas CDs, or just the most recent one? And which of the White Stripes CDs do you desire, or did you want all four? You're coming back this weekend?! Yay! I still have to give you your shit from Germany, as well as get you a gift for your birthday (which, sorry, may be delayed, as I'm currently indebted to my mother again). I'll be working 3:30-cl both Friday and Saturday night, ho, so feel free to stop by and use me for my discount! Plus, I need to hear all your juicy sex stories. lol
I'm glad to hear that you're having fun at USF. We do miss you and your singing-drunkness here, though. Well, those of us who are currently here, lol, but, yeah, you know what I mean. Anywho, I'm sure you haven't gained weight, so shut up about that. Bring me back a waffle when you come home!! lol J/K!!

--Smelanie

[jigglicious21]

I just want the newest black eyed peas one, my bro has the older one. I want the newest white stripes cd with the seven army nation song on it as well if possible, or just take the shittiest song of the new cd and add that one. I will soooo visit you at work! I will also have to see you on a normal basis as well so we can catch up and not have a bunch of shitty customers annoying us. I am so gonna visit the fresh market and get something for my bday ;) Don't worry about a gift, it's cool. My friends here are throwing a party so I am really excited about that. Hence why I have to bring something back from TFM. I really don't have any sex stories just so you know, but I can still tell ya about the crazy times I have had, from what I can remember! lol You can tell me if I've gained weight or not. Actally my mom will be the one who will prolly tell me that or my dad, if I ask him if I have. He is good at telling those things. I surely haven't lost any weight unfortunately but everyone loves me the way I am! lol more to love!