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[spunkymunky]

I'm at work, bored to tears, and i got to thinking "hmmm...what can i possibly do NOW to entertain myself??"  There are only so many times you can read The Orlando Sentinel, New York Times, Washington Post, away messages, your email, all the sites on bored.com, your LJ friends page, myspace, weather.com, etc etc etc....before getting listless.

Then

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[leprincerebelle]

HARD-MOTHERFUCKIN-CORE, BITCHES. Beer bong away, my friend, beer bong away.

You know what, I've come to terms with you and the motorcycle. Just write it into your will that I get to sing something from the Verdi Requiem at your premature funeral, organ donor.

I miss you. I'll call you this week so we can talk and be merry.

Peace out.

[spunkymunky]

thanks mr. speedy commenter man! that's me, a hardcore beer guzzling champion. perhaps someday i can challenge thee...

I'm glad you've finally accepted my dream, christopher. It really means a lot to me. You'll have plenty of time to practice that Verdi Requiem though because i don't think i'll be needing your services before somewhere around 2095. Thanks for the offer anyway deary.

oh yeah, and i miss you too! You better call me or i'll hunt you down and run you over with my purple bike of fury.

[leprincerebelle]

Funny thing is, I don't have organs or a stomach or anything. Beer just funnels into me and fills me up from my toes to my throat. So you might have a hard time defeating me, human...

And about the singing- it wasn't an offer, it was a DEMAND.

And I have a car now, so count on having us down to Miami and getting us drunk a whole bunch.

Til' then...

P.S. The other day, I thought of somethign really funny to say about freezing my sperm and turkey basting you because that is our favorite ongoing inside joke thing, but I forgot it. Just know that it was funny. Really funny. I just can't remember it right now.