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OU HAVE BEEN FUCKED ( Read more... )

THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MAN WHO HAS US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 15 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 15 pretty girls. If you get ( Read more... )

IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY THERE'S ONLY 1 WAY TO TELL THEM ( Read more... )

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FUCK HOMIE...I'M SO FUCKIN' PISSED OFF!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF THE BADDEST LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKER ON PLANET EARTH. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY ANOTHER BADDEST LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKERA CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO BADDEST LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKERS ON YOUR LIST... ( Read more... )

I'm writing this to let you know I cherish our friendship. Even if we haven't spoken in a day or two years... I still think about you everyday, and care for you dearly. Through hard times and fun times and drunk times and sober times and laugh my ass off times and sad times... I will always have your back ( Read more... )

Dear Fucker.... You are my fuckin friend... And i hope u know thats fuckin true....No matter what the fuck happens.....I will stand the fuck by u...I will fuckin be there for u...... Whenever the fuck u need me....to lend a fuckin hand......to do a fucking good deed...so fuckin count on me....whenever the fuck u need me...fuck, I will always be ( Read more... )

SMACK!!!" ..*U MuSt Be PrEtTy CuZ i JuSt HiT yOu! OnCe YoU'Ve BeEn HiT, yOu HaVe To HiT 15 pReTtY gIrLs. If YoU gEt HiT aGaIn YoU'lL kNoW yOu'Re ReAlLy PrEtTy! If YoU bReAk ThE cHaIn, YoU wIlL hAvE uGlYnEsS fOr 10 YeArS lIkE aLl OuR iMiTaToRs. So HiT pReTtY gIrLs To LeT tHeM kNoW tHeY'rE pReTtY ( Read more... )