best quotes

[spunlife18]

"If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down...I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny."
--Jack Handey

also.....

"I think there's an inner skinny girl inside me, screaming to get out, but i can usually shut the bitch up with cookies."
---anonymous

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[kermit716]

I love those =).