Nights of our Deaths: Episode 5

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"Danielle, can we just be friends?" Shelton asked his girlfriend. They had had a most trying relationship. Her requirements were simply impossible for him to meet. He simply was not able to sit through A Cinderella Story and not lean over and give her a kiss. It was asking too much. Bad things would happen if he went to a chick flick and didn't get

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[bleeped]

*feels stupid for not knowing the allusion without the footnote*

*claps* Wonderful!