The first of the year...
I suppose I should post at least one relevant post this year.
I've been busy, you've been busy, we've all been busy.
We have good news, we are now mobile.
We have a nice new spiffy lil car of doom!
The sex and name of said car eludes us to this day.
Weird since we have had the car for almost 2 weeks now.....(He/She/It) shall be named though.
Work is going well enough.
I've come to the conclusion that when you are alpha of a pack of six while growing up, you cant be expected to play nice with the rest of humanity.
Observe my last two employment stints.
Happy until I perceived some sort of weakness in the Alphas.
This makes for an unhappy underling when I think my Alpha is weak or in some way impaired.
Though this did shed some light on my bad run of luck with gfs.
I never dated any that were brave enough to assert themselves as Alpha Female (aka THE BOSS!)
Until I found H, now I happily slink around with my tale between my legs.
Yeah weird....
Cthulhu Plushies!
This would be with more of a focus on The Summer Fun, Dracthulhu, and Secret Agent
Egyptian GODS!
All of these are a must have, though my order of preference would be Anubis, Horus, and Bast
Of course nothing is complete without Monty Python!
The Grim Reaper, Knight who says Ni plush, Cow Catapult, and the holy hand grenade of antioch respectively.
Monster PANTS! I need a 40 please
UFO super soft black XL
Plain Black UFOs XL
Plain Grey UFOs XL
And for some reason I like the Olive Green UFOs XL please
Kikwear pants, again I would need a 40
I also like any JNCOs 40-42 waist with 26" bells or larger
There you have it, people such as my wife should bookmark this, since Im "So hard to shop for"
I was perusing MySpace and I found this gem:
It was funny and such!
Some good quotes to get you to click on this one:
So I said “Fuck you, you old bat! I’m Goth and that’s the way I am. If you don’t like it, you can go shove a watermelon up that......"
Whoa! She is scary now! I mean she is GOTH!
They grabbed a hold of my legs and dragged me out feet first. I banged my fists on the floor shouting “Gestapo! Gestapo! Capitalist slaves!” but it didn’t work.
OH man that made me laugh so hard, I yell stuff like that, but it's never serious....or is it?
Life is shit; a dreary pit of endless torment.
Oh yeah no doubt about it GOTH to the max!
I've been thinking, as Im prone to, about what I am supposed to do with this life.
I've always known that it was here to gain experiences and feel, but for what purpose?
To find joy? Happiness? Purpose? Justice? Meaning?
Seriously who knows.
This isn't really to be deep, just more of a look into my thoughts lately.
Another thought that has been crossing my mind is the fact that my daughter is way to smart.
I fear what schemes will be planned in the future and how many apologizes will have to be uttered to others she has crossed.
It really is gonna be fun, I just don't look forward to being called into the principals office because she taught all the kids the "bad" words.
I always figured she would be a part of the apocalypse, and me a mere figure head in her new hierarchy.
Have you noticed that as you drive the amount of your frustration directly effects the stupidity of the drivers around you.
Fortunately you have warnings from the size and amount of american flag stickers on their car, as well as the number of bush stickers.
The more and bigger the stickers, the more troubles you will have from them as well as likely hood of having them do something dumb.
Okay I think Im done because I need to sleep and stuff
This has been an update!
nighty nite!
I've been busy, you've been busy, we've all been busy.
We have good news, we are now mobile.
We have a nice new spiffy lil car of doom!
The sex and name of said car eludes us to this day.
Weird since we have had the car for almost 2 weeks now.....(He/She/It) shall be named though.
Work is going well enough.
I've come to the conclusion that when you are alpha of a pack of six while growing up, you cant be expected to play nice with the rest of humanity.
Observe my last two employment stints.
Happy until I perceived some sort of weakness in the Alphas.
This makes for an unhappy underling when I think my Alpha is weak or in some way impaired.
Though this did shed some light on my bad run of luck with gfs.
I never dated any that were brave enough to assert themselves as Alpha Female (aka THE BOSS!)
Until I found H, now I happily slink around with my tale between my legs.
Yeah weird....
Cthulhu Plushies!
This would be with more of a focus on The Summer Fun, Dracthulhu, and Secret Agent
Egyptian GODS!
All of these are a must have, though my order of preference would be Anubis, Horus, and Bast
Of course nothing is complete without Monty Python!
The Grim Reaper, Knight who says Ni plush, Cow Catapult, and the holy hand grenade of antioch respectively.
Monster PANTS! I need a 40 please
UFO super soft black XL
Plain Black UFOs XL
Plain Grey UFOs XL
And for some reason I like the Olive Green UFOs XL please
Kikwear pants, again I would need a 40
I also like any JNCOs 40-42 waist with 26" bells or larger
There you have it, people such as my wife should bookmark this, since Im "So hard to shop for"
I was perusing MySpace and I found this gem:
It was funny and such!
Some good quotes to get you to click on this one:
So I said “Fuck you, you old bat! I’m Goth and that’s the way I am. If you don’t like it, you can go shove a watermelon up that......"
Whoa! She is scary now! I mean she is GOTH!
They grabbed a hold of my legs and dragged me out feet first. I banged my fists on the floor shouting “Gestapo! Gestapo! Capitalist slaves!” but it didn’t work.
OH man that made me laugh so hard, I yell stuff like that, but it's never serious....or is it?
Life is shit; a dreary pit of endless torment.
Oh yeah no doubt about it GOTH to the max!
I've been thinking, as Im prone to, about what I am supposed to do with this life.
I've always known that it was here to gain experiences and feel, but for what purpose?
To find joy? Happiness? Purpose? Justice? Meaning?
Seriously who knows.
This isn't really to be deep, just more of a look into my thoughts lately.
Another thought that has been crossing my mind is the fact that my daughter is way to smart.
I fear what schemes will be planned in the future and how many apologizes will have to be uttered to others she has crossed.
It really is gonna be fun, I just don't look forward to being called into the principals office because she taught all the kids the "bad" words.
I always figured she would be a part of the apocalypse, and me a mere figure head in her new hierarchy.
Have you noticed that as you drive the amount of your frustration directly effects the stupidity of the drivers around you.
Fortunately you have warnings from the size and amount of american flag stickers on their car, as well as the number of bush stickers.
The more and bigger the stickers, the more troubles you will have from them as well as likely hood of having them do something dumb.
Okay I think Im done because I need to sleep and stuff
This has been an update!
nighty nite!