First, I received a spam message in one of my domain accounts a month or so ago. This subject, YOUR NEW BIGGER PENIS WILL ARRIVE IN 3-4 MONTHS
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The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown
Well, that defies all logic! "Make yourself into an even bigger mindless sex object, and we swear that we'll take you seriously!" ...OK? That someone would believe that shows that they shouldn't be taken seriously.
Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.
The day Jessica Simpson wins an Oscar is the day that we'll all know Oscars are 100% meaningless. Right now, we're only at 99.9999999%. Some Oscar movies used to be good. :\
But we haven't had it confirmed yet that Generic Ditsy Pop Star even knows that people are making fun of 'em. :D Probably just got a paycheck and acted normally.
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Well, that defies all logic! "Make yourself into an even bigger mindless sex object, and we swear that we'll take you seriously!" ...OK? That someone would believe that shows that they shouldn't be taken seriously.
Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.
The day Jessica Simpson wins an Oscar is the day that we'll all know Oscars are 100% meaningless. Right now, we're only at 99.9999999%. Some Oscar movies used to be good. :\
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