potty humor. grown ups r us
inspired by knight_errant's dinner posts, and having shared it with a friend, I bring you today's convo, lj-cut for your sanitary pleasure
her: what, there's something wrong with eating pop tarts and popcorn together? I don't see anything wrong with that!
me: neither do i!
her: i'm trying to set a record to see how much caffeine and sugar i can ingest without pooping
me: i'd hate to be around when you lose
her: i will emerge....VICTORIOUS!
her: *fart*
me: i suspect (sh)IT will emerge... victorious. and stank
later on that afternoon....
her: ahh, i feel 10 lbs lighter!
me: the sugar won?
her: yep
her: it's nice to be here by myself so i can crap in peace. and then smoke a cigarette. hahaha!
her: like having a smoke after sex...ahhhhh
her: not like i've ever done that. but i'll just use my imagination
her: what, there's something wrong with eating pop tarts and popcorn together? I don't see anything wrong with that!
me: neither do i!
her: i'm trying to set a record to see how much caffeine and sugar i can ingest without pooping
me: i'd hate to be around when you lose
her: i will emerge....VICTORIOUS!
her: *fart*
me: i suspect (sh)IT will emerge... victorious. and stank
later on that afternoon....
her: ahh, i feel 10 lbs lighter!
me: the sugar won?
her: yep
her: it's nice to be here by myself so i can crap in peace. and then smoke a cigarette. hahaha!
her: like having a smoke after sex...ahhhhh
her: not like i've ever done that. but i'll just use my imagination