Letters to Inanimate Objects

[spychicr]

Dear Nose,

While I appreciate your existence 96.7% of the time, that 3.3% of the time where you clog yourself up with boogies so I can't breathe is really becoming an issue.

Please cease and desist immediately, lest I bring greater forces into the battle. Remember what happened last time?

Sincerely,

The rest of Rachel's body.

Comments

[anonymous]

A nose, being made of living cells, could hardly be called inanimate. In fact, being a part of your body, it's not even really a discrete object!

Also, happy belated birthday!

-"Ghen"