Have you ever felt alone in a crowded room?

[spydey22gc]

So, yeah, I dont know what to write. Didnt take my pee test this morning, I couldnt go. So I have to go back tomorrow morning and try again *gag* I like my p.o. though, shes nice. Hopefuly everything will work out alright and I'll make it to November and get off this damn probation. I feel like such a bad person, being on probation, but I'm not. Im

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[veggiematt06]

yea something stinks here too...........oh wait, that was me.......queefing!!! muahahaha bitch. yea so thats gay about "B" as u call him. another thing u could do to fuck with him is call him brennan-dero the 3rd til he pays u for crashing at ur crib.......breenan-dero the 3rd.....kinda catchy, dont ya think?

yea so u should buy a gun and kill the stalker if he keeps bugging yall. THEN yall woul dhave dinner 4 like a week.
Or u could sell ur body..........mmm. oh baby, oh baby

poop

[spydey22gc]

I think B might actually like being called Brennan-dero the third, so i dont think that would actually work....lol Maybe Miss shits-a-lot might work better, I dunno.
Yeah, I thin we need to call the cops on the stalker dude, but he looks too gamey to actually eat.
no one could afford me if I sold my body, pshhhh. they couldnt handle this!!! ha ha

Doo Doo

[veggiematt06]

oh yea, and another thing

penis

[spydey22gc]

penis!!!!!! O_o

VAGINA?????

[b_e_wastedpaint]

i agree about Bre, and i rhyme times three!...you can have sex with me, i know all about sexual frustration, and there's nothing wrong with a fuckbuddy to ease some tension, doesn't mean you're a tramp o that it has to go anywhere, just have some fun, you're a sexy bitch, relationships come when they feel like it, sex is your own responsibility and i understand about the discomfort/displeasure of doing it yourself, i can rarely get myself off and i'm a master with any other girl, it's much easier for guys and i would have soooooooooooooo much more fun with a penis and you should be a phone sex operator, we'd be in sorta the same field and i could send my clients to you for advice and other pleasurable activities, and i'd call you every night to discuss "business" you fiend! i love you, krista, cheer your sexy ass up! or i shall rape you!

ok, Dr. Suess!!!

[spydey22gc]

Yeah so I stull dont know what to do about Brennan, hes so fucking adorable that its hard to tell him hes doing anything wrong. Damn him and his unbeleivably sexy ass!! lol
I dunno if I could do the whole fuck buddy kinda thing, Imean, its not me. i enjoy the emotional attachment that comes with a relationship. But as of this moment, i probably would take the fuck buddy option if someone offered it to me, ha ha ha! Having a penis would be alot more fun, they dont have to go through cramps or give birth, plus they can write thier name in the snow with thier own pee, how fun is that?!?!
Yeah, we should join forces in the field of "adult entertainment" we'd make a fortune!!! Oh what kinda business meetings those would be!! ha ha ha!!
yay! So you gave me a really long comment and I gave you one back!! I feel better now, I <3 you, Erica!! Goddess of all things sex!! (oh yeah, you know you like that title!!)

Re: ok, Dr. Suess!!!

[b_e_wastedpaint]

i wanted to say vagina! and you are too damn expensive, can't you lower your price so i can have a go? or do i get a freebie? dude, just tell brennan point blank that it's not fair for him to use you, blindfold yourself so you can't look at his manly charms, i hate to say it, but gay guys can be rather selfish because everyone loves them, their friends anyway, and you really just need to sit down and let him now that he's walking all over you and that he needs to make an effort to contribute or find a new place to crash, he needs to have more respect for the big k, the "special" k

and erica, goddess of all things sex, is fucking cream my pants hot, i love you for that, i told my chrissipoo that that was my new title and he said, "i think you've called yourself that before..." grrrrr. i have not that's all krista, i love you!!!

Re: ok, Dr. Suess!!!

[spydey22gc]

lol yeah, I know I gotta tell Brennan but I dont want to hurt his feelings, if i could afford to have him live with me and not pay for anything than I would. Oh, its gonna be hard!!! Ha ha I am "special" in more ways than one... Oh and you definately get a freebie, but i only do that for my preferred customers, lol.
Tell Chrissipoo that he's wrong and I made that up all by myself ^_^
How bout we change it to "Erica, godess of all things sex and rock and roll"?
Ooooh yeah, I like that better!!

*BOW DOWN AND PLEASURE ERICA, GODDESS OF ALLTHINGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL*

Has a nice ring to it...

p.s.
you can still say vagina....

[b_e_wastedpaint]

AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON PROBATION!?

[spydey22gc]

Me and my cousin accidentally went the wrong way on a one way street and happened to have some pot on us. So yeah, I took the whole rap b/c hes only 17 and he ws in my care. So I got 6 monthes probation and Im on my thierd month. How could I forget to tell you that?!?!

[b_e_wastedpaint]

wow, how very krista of you...

[spydey22gc]

yes, how very Krista of me...lol