Ahhh living off of Halloween candy isn't as good a idea as I thought it would be. We need some real food and fast. I THINK IM GOING INTO A SUGAR INDUCED COMA!! Me, Alaina, Terry and Tyler went to IHOP Sunday after we Trick or Treated (which was waaaaaaay fun) so so so many laughs, * "Is it Ms. Farficknugin?" "No, its Fufeffer" " Ummm..I dont ( Read more... )

I dont know, lately Ive been really, not sexually frustrated, but, I need the affection of a person of the opposite sex and soon or Im goona freak out. I dunno, Ive had 2 dreams in the past 2 days about boys...the first one was, I think, my "ideal guy" and we were cuddling and making out like mad, but it was in, like, a real world house. So we try ( Read more... )

damn fuggin pop ups!! ghfhguhughbnrsabug gah!! I hate you!!! Damn you to the depths of hell, not the regular hell, but the hell where Martha Stewart and Bob Saget are gonna go. Anyway, goin over to Stephanie and Alaina's soon, there such cool people. Tomorrow there coming over to watch Adult Swim and get stupid. I learned how to play some White ( Read more... )

Lastnight was so, so much fun the girls I work with are way awesome. We (me, Terry, and Tyler) went shroom picking with them yesterday, such a blast! they have the best collective group of friends, all different types of people. I met my first lesbians yesterday, they were pretty cool, lol they non chalantly hit on me... the one I work w/ whispered ( Read more... )

New job, which Im totally loving, making money is goooood@@ Me and Kayleigh are gonna do something this weekend so thats cool. Me and Terry plan on going to the Six Flags Halloween thingy in a few weeks so thats rad. This girl I work with said that Scott reminded her of her gay friend, I found it funny, Scott didnt. Imma try and get him the hook up ( Read more... )

Why is it taht when me and Terry get high we always end up singing the Fresh Prince theme song followed by rousing versions of boy band favoritews such as "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys, "I do" 98 degrees and once we even sang Britney Spears ^_^ But these things are pure gold entertainment when your stoned. Perhapse we will put out a

"Fuck You Right Back ( Read more... )

Thats right Mr. Giraffe....get all the marmalade.

Oh I love  Family Guy!!!

On a different note....is this honestly how guys think?!?!?!....

RzrxSftxKisz: lol Terry and his friend Scott said they go for the ugly girls b/c no one shows them attention so there easy to have sex with
al k0 hol iq: lmao
RzrxSftxKisz: they have to have "butter" faces tho
al ( Read more... )

Woah, it's been a while since I last posted. Just haven't felt the urge to get on the computer lately, which is sad because theres people I miss talking to (*cough* Joe *cough* <3) Anyways, I'll update all the fun stuff (yeah right) that I can remember thats went on.....

• Terry moved in with us, so now I kinda have a little brother to beat up and ( Read more... )

The other day I was cleaning out the microwave and all of a sudden I remembered this time when I was younger and Paul found this robin's egg and we decided to hatch it on our own. We thought a good way to incubate the egg was to cook it in the microwave for a few seconds. (hey, we were kids) Well, the egg didn't cook, it blew up, than so did the ( Read more... )