Ever notice that heroin is "hero in?" Like it'll give you super powers if you take it. I for one think this is true and as such, have decided to start passing out little syringes filled with this magic to the neighborhood kiddies. What about me? I'm unfortunately too old for super powers now. I'll have to pass on it ( Read more... )

"Never let them see you cry, because then they'll know you can"
-Me, once upon a time

Fuck.

Wait, why am I worried this time?

Fuck it.

I'm dumb.

I like to fret about things that maybe happened once, in a totally different situation and think about how they could happen again. It's not healthy and I need to stop doing it. It's fucking up my happiness.

Please answer these questions in the comment section and then post it in your own lj so I can answer it for you ( Read more... )

And the Lord said "Let there be Jesus ( Read more... )

Hey shortie. For some reason, the email I sent you the first time got sent back. I tried again and if it doesn't work... Well, I'll figure something out. I just wanted you to know I'm not ignoring you and I'm not completely unaware that you came back. But I'm very tired right now and this is all i can think of too post ( Read more... )

I don't know if anyone reads this anymore but just in case, an update. I got fired, which I thought was rather funny, since it happened just a few days after I wrote I wasn't worried about me being on of those who got canned. I found out the sex of my baby! It's a boy! This will be a fun rest I think. And because he hasn't been mentioned in a ( Read more... )

My baby is such a jew. She hates pork with a fiery passion and won't let me eat un-kosher pickels. She hate doritos too. That makes me kind of sad. I got an awesome new job. It has benefits. Awesome benefits. I'm a solicitor. That's telemarketer for those of you not in the know. I'll get medical and a months paid time off once my baby is born, ( Read more... )

If You Could Only See - Tonic ( Read more... )

If there was anyone out there that didn't know, you can now. I'm pregnant. I expect the baby around Feb 16th. We'll find out what the doctor says monday.