New Hire

[moeyknight]

 I have hired a new towel boy.

Comments

[zsenya]

Um, how exactly is he qualified? Zsenya does not remember calling together a search committee. Where were the resumes? All new applicants have to give a presentation entitled "Towel Folding in the 21st Century: Trends and Applications."

[moeyknight]

He passed all my tests. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm busy showing him where to find a loincloth.

His qualifications

[arabellasq]

For the record, her "tests" consisted of one fill-in-the-blank question. She asked him "Are you willing to maintain your current level of hair growth, including the beard?" And he wrote "Yes." So much for trends and applications. Though I must say, he's a fine addition to the staff.