Comments | sq_sticklebats: Pathetic.

wood_the_keeper in sq_sticklebats

Pathetic.

Nov 22, 2002 20:29

Never in my life have I seen such a sorry excuse for a Quidditch team. You paid me to come out here and whip you into shape, and by Merlin that's what I'm going to do! You whine and moan and complain about a tiny bit of practice and dare to call yourselves professionals?? We're not baking cakes here, you sad lot of whingers - we are playing ( Read more... )

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if I have to personally beat every single one of you into the ground to do it moeyknight November 22 2002, 21:01:04 UTC

LOLOLOLOL Do it. I DARE you. ;b

And oh moeyknight November 22 2002, 21:05:01 UTC

If you summon my ass at 6:01am, that's ALL you will see of me.

ciircee November 23 2002, 05:52:07 UTC

You tell 'em, Oliver! We, the adoring fans, want to see them WIN!

*eyes team* Sorry! It's just...his speeches are so moving...so motivational...uh...Go, team!

therealmarajade November 23 2002, 09:30:19 UTC

We WILL win. I'm taking the Sticklebats all the way to the championships, with or without you.

I'd like to see you do that, Oliver. I mean, as maniac about Quidditch as you are, I doubt you would be able to protect your goal hoops, score with the Quaffle, and search for the Snitch at the same time. ;)

bbennett November 23 2002, 11:54:12 UTC

Oliver. Sweetie. We're really not trying to upset you - we're just feeling a little post-movie free-spiritedness right now. You know us - we're good. Really good. We'll win. You can trust us.

Now, let me go make you a batch of those cookies you like, okay? There's the good Keeper.

B