Ouch!

[squaddie67]

Today I managed to whack myself right on the bridge of the nose with a broom handle. Alright, I was spinning it around and around in the style of Monkey, and probably deserved everything that I got, but even so.....Ow

Comments

[artemiswinter]

Alas, poor Ian. Hope you heal quickly. :)

[tubewalker]

Owwww!

[squaddie67]

Thankyou for conk sympathy. I would imagine you've done something like this many, many times.

[alfaguru]

"Would the minister tell the house how many of our servicemen are out of action due to self-inflicted broom injuries?"

("order, order")

"My right honourable friend there will understand when I refuse to give succour to our enemies by revealing what a lot of silly c#nts there are in our armed forces..."

Wot u been up to?

[anonymous]

Hey Bro. What you been doing of late? Last time I saw you was in Hyde Park - give me a call. Jon