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[square_cubelaw]

[You know what's cool, but not too usable on a day to day basis? A gun that supercharges electricity and launches a devastating but uncontrolled blast of it

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[hideandhero]

I'd like to say my skills with a stubber and a laspistol are little better than average. Want some help?

[square_cubelaw]

Stubber? Laspistol? I am guessing that last one is a laser pistol but that means you're either from a crazy world or the future.

[hideandhero]

The future, if what everyone else seems to say is right.

[square_cubelaw]

Okay, laser guns don't have a kick. Unless you got a free one to spare let's stick with the stubber.

So, what's a stubber?

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[lunawolves10th]

I have been practicing with various forms of sidearm for over 120 years. I can be of assistance, and I help out at the shooting range here. What would you like to know?

[square_cubelaw]

120 years? Which 120 years?

I'm just trying to compensate for having actual eyes.

[lunawolves10th]

Did you previously have Augmetics then?

The 120 years I lived were in the far future of this time, the 30th Millennium of Mankind.

[square_cubelaw]

Not likely, but I had a physics engine and optical sensors in my head so it's an interesting shift.

30th Millennium. You're the third future person I've met. Did you guys perfect multi-dimensional travel yet?

Also, do you have a clue what a revolver is?

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[cramschoolgod]

[From her room:]

Yes, I'm in here. Shall I come down?

[square_cubelaw]

Sure, if you're not busy I got a present for you.

[cramschoolgod]

[Comes down.]

[square_cubelaw]

[He'll hand over the package. Just ignore the power pack and large taser on his hip.]

I got made something for you.

Glados has automated sentries and our pet is a tank, so I didn't want you to feel left out.

[getsciencedone]

[Poking her head out of the study.]

Yes?

[square_cubelaw]

[He draws his taser still wired to his side.]

I made a new toy and want to show you how to use it in case I'm not there to do it.

[getsciencedone]

[That grin is far too happy.]

Really? Alright then. Let's see how it works.

[square_cubelaw]

On the side power back is numbered 1 through 5. 1 can knock an adult out.

Three will put down an elephant, four would cook it.

You got to touch the metal prongs to the target for full effect.

[Pulls out the taser turns it to 1, it wines and he hits the trigger. Sparks shoot between the two metal prongs.]

C!

[vertulpen]

[Just. . . staring at the tree. The hell did you do.]

[square_cubelaw]

[Stands up after tweaking the device.

Starting it back up and sparking the taser before even noticing he is being watched.]

Small accident, nothing to worry about.