ϟ ϟ 1st ϟ ϟ [ Intro Post ]

[square_cubelaw]

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[[Phone]]

[ergaleomancer]

[[With no small amount of audible fear:]] Tesladyne?

[[Phone]]

[square_cubelaw]

Yes, Tesladyne. It's a patent company that... you know what? I don't know what it's doing right now. What year is this?

[[Phone]]

[ergaleomancer]

Why would you name a company after Tesla??? [[And that's said as an insult.]]

[[Phone]]

[square_cubelaw]

As much as I'd love to list the many reasons to name a company after Tesla, I have bigger problems right now.

This is an emergency, so could you just redirect the call? I swear we can talk about whatever your problem is after this.

[Phone]

[geassedmassacre]

[She understood maybe two words of all that, but Euphie being Euphie, she'll try to help anyway.]

I'm very sorry, Mr. Robo, but I'm afraid that no one you talk to will be able to reconnect you with your home.

[Phone]

[square_cubelaw]

That's okay, it was a long shot anyways.

Who did I end up calling?

[Phone]

[geassedmassacre]

Euphie!

[For a second she sounds happy to introduce herself but it fades quickly, her voice becoming more serious and even sullen.]

I know this must come as a shock to you, but I have a pamphlet that helped me. I could show it to you, if you like?

[Phone]

[square_cubelaw]

Nice to meet you Euphie.

Does it tell me how someone transfers sentience from an atomic-powered, metal medium to a biologically maintained system?

That's the one that's really stumping me.

action

[getsciencedone]

[Wandering around the rest of the house, you will find an office with a woman in a lab-coat inside. The room is filled with papers and mechanical parts strewn everywhere. She seems hard at work as she draws on some paper.]

action

[square_cubelaw]

[Hey, if any room looks like it might hold the key to what happened to him, at the moment this one does.]

Don't mind the interruption, just tell me how you did this to me and we can do this the easy way.

[getsciencedone]

[GLaDOS however just turns around, after a moment of finishing her work. She doesn't look pleased.]

Oh wonderful, a new one.

Let me guess, you just woke up here. Have no idea where you are and are now going to accuse me of kidnapping you?

To make it short. Mayfield and no, I've nothing to do with this.

[She turns back to her work.]

Try the phones if you want an explination, I'm in the middle of something.

[square_cubelaw]

[Great, she's prepared for that sort of thing. That's a bad sign.]

Okay, you got me.

I'm not lucky enough for the name Helsinguard to mean anything am I?

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

This ain't the fucking operator. And there's no place like that here.

[Phone]

[square_cubelaw]

Okay then sunshine, who did I just call?

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

Tank Fucking Dempsey.

[Phone]

[square_cubelaw]

Are you sound like a Monday night wrestler?

[action in 1450]

[cramschoolgod]

[Sasaki hears something strange going on in the nearby bedroom: Glados-san and her turrets never throw large objects around. Huh.

She opens the door and finds a naked man.]

To borrow a phrase from Kyon, oh, boy.

I don't recollect coming here naked...

[action in 1450]

[square_cubelaw]

[Turns around. He was looking around for a camera, or bugs or something.

Takes him a moment to register this situation. Getting used to having parts that have to be covered would take getting used to.

After far too long of a moment, he thinks to cover with his hands.]

Cheese and crackers!

Mind turning around a minute? I'd hate to be the first robot labeled a sex offender.

[cramschoolgod]

Certainly, although the human prohibition on what's commonly called indecent exposure has never made a great deal of sense to me, particularly of the inadvertent variety. Indeed, nudism has potentially a great deal of practical value, in certain situations: one can imagine that, at the very least, as it is in some sense our natural condition, habitually living in it would build up the resistances to variations in temperature and difficult climatic or environmental conditions that we find in animals such as gorillas that are closely related to us. Admittedly, those animals also live exclusively in a small swath of geographic areas that [she's turned around by now] are largely tropical or at the least, temperate, and we have partially managed to be so evolutionarily successful by succeeding in climates that are not always hospitable to us. However, I'm not advocating for permanent nudity, merely situational acceptance of it. In this situation, I believe you would be well within your rights to remain nude, and I of course have no

[square_cubelaw]

[While she's talking he just nods and when she turns around he put's on pants.]

Long story short, you're not turning me over to the police.

Also, do me a favor?