Dec 10, 2010 02:21
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FROM THE MAKERS OF OXI CLEAN.
What---
IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED BY UNWELCOME VISITORS THAT YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET RID OF? PERHAPS THE IN-LAWS ARE STAYING A BIT TOO LONG. MAYBE A SPOOK HAS DECIDED THAT YOUR BATHROOM IS HIS NEW PALACE! IF SO--
Haunted, what in the name of Merlin? All this dreadful talking of such pitiful descriptions!
---THEN YOU MAY NEED YOUR VERY OWN GHOST---
Are you...implying that I'm a mere product you can sell?!
FOR JUST A SINGLE ONE TIME PAYMENT OF $14.99 YOU CAN HAVE THIS LOVELY YOUNG LADY COME VISIT YOUR HOME, BUT WAIT! THAT'S NOT ALL. ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND WE'LL INCLUD--
[Ohsnap. That's, uh, that's...one very powerful aura that just shut that there journal. e_e;;;]
usagiko ‘black lady’ kuromun